Dearest chirping bird,
it is four in the morning.
Shush, if you love life.
Kid screaming in street:
you really should know better.
Let the nappers nap.
If you do not want
to share your food with toddlers,
don't let them see it.
Why, no, everyone,
I had not noticed that I
am extremely huge.
When you point it out,
I am grateful; I worried
no one could yet tell.
A word to the wise:
despite your experience,
don't guess. You'll be wrong.
By the way, it's not
"any day now" that I'm due,
I have till July.
And yes, I have checked
several times with my doctor,
and no, it's not twins.
So let's let it rest
and you can think your deep thoughts
and leave me alone!
5 comments:
i'm not gonna cross the little mama today :) Cute post, as usual!!
& ita about not showing a toddler your food unless you want to share...
Awww, just turn your back on the biddies and they'll never know you're preggo at all! You're looking wonderful - just like you are! :-)
Ah, haikus! You're playing my song! :D
Ranty-Haiku
Your grass is growing,
But need you do your mowing
At the crack of dawn?
Your Fi-fi is cute.
Must you put her out to bark
All the night's hours?
Your car needs fixing,
But your stereo blasting
Really doesn't help.
cicely
Ooh! And another:
That intersection
Comes equipped with a STOP sign.
You might at least pause.
cicely
When did it become
Acceptible practice NOT
To use turn signals?
cicely
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